ohoho yes he does
a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
if you insult harry potter i will take it very personally and probably never think of you the same way ever again
you insult james tiberius kirk, you insult me
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever
youre gonna look so godamn cool
moment of silence for all the star trek promos that look like awkward prom photos
i feel like i was just struck by lightning
friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone
Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident
how dare you
how to make friends
I am both of them.
WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BECAUSE
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.